Humperdinck

a personality disorder in which the person with the disorder displays grandiose behavior, fake smiles, uncontrollable anger and an aversion to percussive sounds in a consistent tempo and instruments in pitch. Usually the afflicted are also tone deaf, drink heavily and cannot tolerate anyone with a backbone. For some unknown reason women over the age of 65 are vey attracted to the afflicted. No cure has been found to date.

1. Arnie is a Humperdinck
2. George has humperdincked all over the place.

by Davey Bryson May 2, 2011

humpertink tink

small cute micro penis.

What am i supposed to do with that Humpertink tink??
DANG girl you remember that guy i was seein he had a humpertink tink

by TheMIXS' January 12, 2023

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

Humpadink

A cool person, a name passed down many generations in the Humphrey family tree.

Humpadink

by LOLACOPTOR October 9, 2008

fingeringbert humpledink

A girl who will masturbate at any and every given opportunity, often engaging in beaver smudging.

She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

Humpernickel

A person, typically a male, that humps nickels.

*drops nickel*

Sally: what are you doing?
*Guy humps nickel on the ground*
Humpernickel

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

fumperdink

N. a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. A bumbling idiot.

Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:

by 123025lci October 10, 2019