humster

Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.

I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.

by Dr. M. Dickie August 31, 2010

Humpster

you're an expert in humping or you're obsessed with humping

Omg Jess that guy last night was suck a humpster!

by Jonesy2515 December 31, 2015

Humpster

another word for jerk

1. He is such a humpster
2. Could Arnold be a bigger humpster?

by Engeldick Humperass May 7, 2011

humpster

someone whois so ugly that you would want to have sex wit them, then throw them back in the dumpster

That chick I nailed last night was a real humpster, shes down on 41st street.

by Hezikia Smith September 3, 2006

humonsterous

Something that is very kewl or exciting

DAMN!,DOUBLE DAMN! those titties r humonsterous!
WORD?

by goonther July 19, 2005

Homosterone

A hormone produce in the male body, which is similar in structure to testosterone, but which causes the person producing it to become increasingly homosexual in a proportion directly related to the amount of homosterone being produced.

The appearance of this hormone is especially apparent in males tending to wear clothes purchased at stores similar to, and including, Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle.

This hormone may also be referred to by the less knowledgeable portion of the population as douchebagerone.

Matt: Wow Robert. With all the American Eagle clothing in your closet, your body must produce large quantities of homosterone.

Robert: Yup. It kinda makes me wanna wrestle with other men sometimes.

Matt: ...

by MrWeiner January 8, 2010

humster

Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"

"Humster eats face of homeless man in Miami"

by thandor November 14, 2012