Hummer: An SUV which comes in three models:
H1: used by military and Arnold; its huge like Arnold and only gets around 8 miles to a gallon or about the same gas mileage as Chevy duelly pickup
H2: The most popular civilian model. It is full time 4 wheel drive and can ford 2 feet of water at speed. It gets about 12-16 MPG, which is comparable in mileage to a chevy 2500, ford f-250 or a chevy avalanch
H3: The smallest hummer in the GMC line up. This truck comes with a choice of two engines: A 5 cylinder or the V-8. While the 5 cylinder is adequete, the V-8 Alpha model is superb at towing. The H3 is based on the colorado truck body and gets between 16 and 20 miles per gallon. The H3 can do everything off road that that H2 can do but with better mileage. The H3 gas mileage compares with an average america pickup truck like the chevy colorado, or ford f 150.
H1: used by military and Arnold; its huge like Arnold and only gets around 8 miles to a gallon or about the same gas mileage as Chevy duelly pickup
H2: The most popular civilian model. It is full time 4 wheel drive and can ford 2 feet of water at speed. It gets about 12-16 MPG, which is comparable in mileage to a chevy 2500, ford f-250 or a chevy avalanch
H3: The smallest hummer in the GMC line up. This truck comes with a choice of two engines: A 5 cylinder or the V-8. While the 5 cylinder is adequete, the V-8 Alpha model is superb at towing. The H3 is based on the colorado truck body and gets between 16 and 20 miles per gallon. The H3 can do everything off road that that H2 can do but with better mileage. The H3 gas mileage compares with an average america pickup truck like the chevy colorado, or ford f 150.
1. That hummer H1 is so big, Arnold carries all his weight lifting equipement with him when he is on the road.
2. That Hummer H2 gets about the same gas mileage as a chevy avalanche.
3. The Hummer H3 is a nice ride with decent gas mileage; its too bad people stereotype the H3 with the H1.
2. That Hummer H2 gets about the same gas mileage as a chevy avalanche.
3. The Hummer H3 is a nice ride with decent gas mileage; its too bad people stereotype the H3 with the H1.
by bullcityword February 10, 2011
More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
by chi chi rodriguez December 31, 2002
by yoyoretard234 March 15, 2010
by Squeez January 06, 2014
*Hummers*
A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea.
Often believed to get 4-10 MPG.
An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.
A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea.
Often believed to get 4-10 MPG.
An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.
- Damnit!
- What?
-we just got behind one of those dumb ass hummers again! Damnit!
-WHAT?
-I can't pass it because half the road is being used up. DAMNIT!
-WHAT?!!
- I'm suffocating on the fumes its giving out. DAMNIT!!!!
-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
-We can't stop for gas because it's not 100 dollars a barrel and means that I'll have to pay 4 dollars per gallon of gas! DAMNIT ALL!
- What?
-we just got behind one of those dumb ass hummers again! Damnit!
-WHAT?
-I can't pass it because half the road is being used up. DAMNIT!
-WHAT?!!
- I'm suffocating on the fumes its giving out. DAMNIT!!!!
-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
-We can't stop for gas because it's not 100 dollars a barrel and means that I'll have to pay 4 dollars per gallon of gas! DAMNIT ALL!
by Shaka brah March 25, 2008
A vehicle that every middle and low class joe likes to complain about. Many criticize the Hummer for it's bad gas mileage, and by owning a Hummer you suddenly become a "problem" for the United States. While the Hummer may only get 10-12 miles to the gallon, MANY other cars get the EXACT SAME THING - It's just the idea that it's a Hummer.
While many complain about the Hummer itself, many complain about the driver. They have a small penis, are insecure, ect. Uhhhh... It all comes down to this: You people have nothing better to complain about, are jealous because you can't afford one, and you make the GAYEST complaints.
Don't like hummers? Here's a little info for you:
Most factories put more metric tons of carbon dioxide into the air in one day then one hummer will the WHOLE year.
I can list a bunch of other cars that get the EXACT SAME GAS MILEAGE.
But as stated above, it all comes down to JEALOSY. You can't afford one - and that's why you hate it.
While many complain about the Hummer itself, many complain about the driver. They have a small penis, are insecure, ect. Uhhhh... It all comes down to this: You people have nothing better to complain about, are jealous because you can't afford one, and you make the GAYEST complaints.
Don't like hummers? Here's a little info for you:
Most factories put more metric tons of carbon dioxide into the air in one day then one hummer will the WHOLE year.
I can list a bunch of other cars that get the EXACT SAME GAS MILEAGE.
But as stated above, it all comes down to JEALOSY. You can't afford one - and that's why you hate it.
Anti-Hummer People OWNAGE:
Anti-Hummer Person: You have a microscopic penis!
Me: Really? I can't imagine the size of yours: driving around in your little sissy economy car! Please...
Anti-Hummer Person: Hummer drivers are insecure and stuck up rich people!
Me: No, I'm not insecure, I just have more money then you! And when I get in a car accident with you, I always win!
Anti-Hummer Person: YOU'RE causing global warming!
Me: OPEN YOUR EYES! You want something to complain about? Have factories put less CO2 into the air, they can put A LOT MORE into the air then a Hummer can in a year. And what about busses, semi-trucks, and RVs? You'd be LUCKY to get 8 miles to the gallon in one of those!
Anti-Hummer Person: You have a microscopic penis!
Me: Really? I can't imagine the size of yours: driving around in your little sissy economy car! Please...
Anti-Hummer Person: Hummer drivers are insecure and stuck up rich people!
Me: No, I'm not insecure, I just have more money then you! And when I get in a car accident with you, I always win!
Anti-Hummer Person: YOU'RE causing global warming!
Me: OPEN YOUR EYES! You want something to complain about? Have factories put less CO2 into the air, they can put A LOT MORE into the air then a Hummer can in a year. And what about busses, semi-trucks, and RVs? You'd be LUCKY to get 8 miles to the gallon in one of those!
by EconomyCarsAreForPussies November 29, 2007
by Freemario October 04, 2018