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Huffday

(Also Huff-Day, Huff Day)

1. The inevitable shitty Monday morning where nothing goes right. The one where it feels like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed all day lon,g and feel as bout as worthless as a package of Great Value mac and cheese.

2. The day we all dread after a fantastic weekend.

3. The beginning of the Anti-Weekend.
Man that was the best weekend ever. It's too bad Shawn had to bring me down by looking forward to his stupid Huffday.
by Chokolitmilks April 29, 2011
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Nut Huffer

One who enjoys taking in deep breaths of testicular aroma.
Stop huffing that dudes nuts Steve. you're such a disgusting nut huffer.
by OAG July 5, 2008
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Crusty Muff Huffer

One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.
"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."

"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
by SUPERCAT69 May 5, 2010
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Hoffed

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'
by westsaffa September 8, 2008
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Fart Huffer

A person who is interested in smelling farts in a close range from the anus.Some like to breathe large amounts of fart gas until they pass out.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.
I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
by cablegirl March 27, 2007
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Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.
Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!
by Killdjan December 20, 2008
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