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Howling Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob at the same time to 3 different guys
Dude Amy gave me Jim and Andy a Howling Monkey last night
by Kpahx October 28, 2010
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Homming Dogger

One that likes to put different things into his rectum during masterbation, Normally exotic items such as pineapples, staplers, little powdered donuts, Loaded baked potato pringles, ect..
Guy 1: Hey Friend, What are you doing?

Guy 2: Im Homming Dogging, Can't you tell?

Guy 1: Oooooh, I never knew you were a homming dogger, it all makes sense now... Expecially with the whole Blackberry incident..
by WootALoot September 14, 2010
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Howling hound cat

A howling hound cat is when you ejaculate at the same time as pulling a females hair then fisting her all at the same time
Man I gave Stephanie a howling hound cat last night and her gooch is still soar
by Pussy_slayer_69420 November 7, 2020
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homing poop

A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.
I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.
by Echo 3 April 12, 2010
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Howling Tree Monkey

Required items:
Male
Female
Table

The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
"I heard that Chris pulled the Howling Tree Monkey on Megan last night."
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Howling

The word 'Howling' is used to decribe pretty much anything that can be thought of as bad, obselete or inadequate.
"Look at his car, it's a Fiat Cinquento, that's howling"

"You wanna play pes on my Playstation 2?"
"Nah the graphics are howling"

"You see that bird at the bar, I might tap it..."
"Nah mate she's a howler"
by Howler UK October 20, 2008
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homing

making the trek home from college and then hanging out there.
Sarah is homing this weekend instead of staying to watch the football game.
by mrwooten November 23, 2007
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