florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

by punzerchat September 3, 2017

Reverse Housewarming Party

Instead of making people bring you gifts. You make them take all of your junk.

Examples of stuff you'd get rid of in a Reverse Housewarming Party: DVDs you don't watch anymore. Books you don't read anymore. Cloths that are out of style.

by Voltron1011 July 31, 2009

Housegathering

A sophisticated way of talking about the socializing application, also know as and and frequently referred to as "Houseparty". The idea shaped itself into existence when, I was chatting with a dear celebrity friend of mine in what the society today calls a "groupchat". I was basically revoking her introvert card because she generally spends her time on the (~renamed version of "Houseparty"~) Housegathering application. Now see that is obviously not a place where an introvert would usually spent their precious introvert time on. I sincerely apologize for straying away from the original subject. I was merely trying to explain how the name "Housegathering" sculpted itself into reality.

Scenario #1 title: "Casual conversation with my pals"

:*Ayisha sents tiktok on "Whatsapp" about being an introvert*

Scenario #2 title: "Relatable Introvert"
:"Mouna's extroverted ass self then proceeds to reply with something along the lines of it being reElAtaAbLe"

Then infamous"Housegathering"
Scenario takes place #3 title :"Realization of extrovertedness and Housegathering"

:*Ayisha engages in the ongoing conversation* but shortly after 1 text message...something happens that nobody would've expected, not even a fortune-teller could predict this unfortunate event. (Ayisha's pov) : "I was feeling eerie, the scenery in front of my eyes became pitch black, my heart was rapidly racing and I was screaming like a madman. I just realized something I should've been aware of much sooner, that Mouna... that damn Mouna I whispered coldly. Mouna was no introvert because...*analyzing the biggest red flag* she mainly participated in video calling on none other then the overly extroverted application "Housegathering".
This certainty is the unpleasant truth, in view of the fact that she frequently invited me to engage in conversations with strangers on the app, I then concluded that she surely was no stranger to extroverted activities.

by Shegia dambanza May 27, 2020

housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008

Hopegasm

A sexually transmitted virus that originally started amongst fans of the Japanese game/anime/novel/manga franchise Danganronpa.
Generally spreads easily between people with neurological disorders.

Hajime: I hope Junko dies
Komaeda: *Hopegasms*
Hajime: Ew.

by Hopegasms should be illegal August 20, 2021

Horsegasm

A Horsegasm is when you have a really good orgasm.

Awww dude I just jerked it to some porn, and I had a total Horsegasm!

by 96zach96 November 22, 2011

hourgasm

to be in a state of near orgasmic pleasure for a long time, i.e hours

my girlfriend's so hot! just being near her gives me an hourgasm

by BigBadBurny April 17, 2009