Philly Hotplate

To have anal sex with a woman while she has loose stool. Or to have sex with a woman who is simultaneously attempting to push out fecies, or to fight the prarie dog back into the hole.

Your mom served up a Philly Hotplate last night.

by Ryan Michael Vincent May 16, 2007

boston hotplate

1. An actual hotplate served at the 433 Shawmut Ave
Boston, MA 02118 Salvation Army
2. Taking a dookie in someone's hand while they read the Bill of Rights or the nutrition facts on a Boston Baked Beans box.

She's so kinky/hungry. She's totally into the boston hotplate!

by Aaron Arkansas November 6, 2007

kentucky hotplate

A Kentucky Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another shits on top of it.

I broke my table trying to give my bitch a Kentucky Hotplate.

by BigSkullMan May 14, 2014

Cincinnati Hotplate

A Cleveland Steamer but then you titty fuck the girl.

I had no KY so I gave the Cincinnati Hotplate.

by beefums March 17, 2005

Buffalo Hotplate

Any sexual act on, near, or involving a hot stove/Bunsen Burner.

"Hey man, what's that burn from?"
"I gave Sharon Becker the ol' Buffalo Hotplate two nights ago."
"Ouch!"
"Worth it."

by BrianJohn November 2, 2007

Hotplate full of Spaghetti O's

A fully packed un-hit bowl

Bro come on over, I've got a hotplate full of spaghetti o's just waiting to be smoked!

by Them spaghettis February 6, 2010

Hotplate

When your wife thinks it's real funny to spread her butt cheeks apart and proceed to walk backwards into your friend, and presses her hot puckered asshole onto their leg.

Me: Bro! I'm so sorry my wife gave ya the hot plate last night!

Friend: it's cool, I just needed to wash up with a wet rag after she hotplated me.

by Preston waters May 15, 2018