(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse:
The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.
The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.
1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."
2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."
2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."
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The scenario in which a man avoids penetrating a womans vagina and instead glides his penis between her pussy lips...thus creating what appears to be a hotdog...
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Get the Horndoggin mug.Many are lead to believe to be hotdogging is the insertion of something thick and warm into the bun. This is correct but a further look needs to be taken. A) To be warm, B) together, C)Buns A: I'm cold we should be hotdogging to warm up B: You can't be alone, one hotdog, will go soggy and no hotdogging can happen. C) Buns: Back to front, slowly... (I can't stress enough), slowly. Well you know the rest. Congrats on your first hotdogging.
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Often used by homosexual men as a means of ultra-safe sex. This practice is aided by the use of Sex Jelly
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Fancy some Hotdogging. I am going to sit on your dick (more olive oil) with one leg either side and rub my arse back and forward so its in my crack but not in my hole and get u off that way
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