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Hose 

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To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss
Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday
Hose by CocktailHoser July 29, 2023
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Hosé 

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It’s like Jose but a bit of a brainless version. As brainless I mean like american. Only they would say Jose as Hose. And the é is added to be quirky and different. They are so cool, aren’t they? Okay yes. Someone named Hosé is definitely half exotic, so they must have cool hair. Or something cool. Jose is usually a boy but could Hose be a girl also? That depends. Everything is acceptable nowadays
his name is Hosé
Jose? no Hosé, i’m quirky
Hosé by saywhatnowokay November 21, 2021

hose stretcher 

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a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...
Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie
hose stretcher by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009

hose dragger 

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My uncle spent thirty years as a hose dragger with the FDNY.

hose day 

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This year (2017) will be the 43rd. national Hose Day. Started in Wilmington De. in 1974
hose day by Lil Hose August 3, 2017

Hose Hound 

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A person, frequently of the female persuation, who often seeks the cock.
My brother's ex-girlfriend is a nasty hose hound.
Hose Hound by sallypothead December 17, 2003

Hose Monkey 

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A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.
Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?
Hose Monkey by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010
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