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dimitri horton

He is a mant. Very aggressive and feisty mant.
dimitri horton is the mant the mant up.
by XxBigBoy123xX November 12, 2018
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Hortons 500

A term used to describe the act of circling back around through the Tim Hortons drive-thru in NASCAR fashion when the employee at the window messes up your order
Gary drove about 60 laps in the Hortons 500 before he finally got his double double and Boston Cream
by Dipsin February 18, 2020
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Tim Hortons

The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.
"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"

"Yeah, I'll have a-"

"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."

"... thank you!"
by canadianguyeh September 11, 2009
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Johnny Horton

The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.
Man, I wish I could meet Horton.
by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004
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don horton

Taking a massive dump in a public toilet. And not flushing it.
Billy bob just left a huge don horton at walmart.
by LiamTheWise November 7, 2017
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Tim Horton's

The best place to get donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate in North America. Contrary to popular belief, we do have them in America (especially the Buffalo area). Serves the holes from donuts as 'Tim Bits.'
Let's go get hot chocolate from Tim Horton's.
by BuffaloGuy November 1, 2013
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Tim Horton's

Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.

The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.
Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.

Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.
by dude, where's my bagel? August 24, 2005
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