Horser

A slang word often used by homeless men when you're trying to buy a pack of gummy bears at the gas station.

"Hey buddy, you keep that horser on you."

by [INSERT-NAME] March 16, 2021

Horser

A Horser is a huge meatyshlong that a crackhead at a gas station wants.

Crackhead at 2am: You got that horser?

Optimus: Yeah the fuck I do

by Exvas January 21, 2021

Horser

i dont fucking know

some crackhead asking people if they have it

no I don't have a fucking horser what?!?

by Dumb Idoyt January 28, 2021

Horser

We actually don't know what it is but it sounds really cool and you can put your merch on it and it can sound like

" Ayo do you got a horser on you my guy?"

by Arrow9176 February 9, 2021

Horser

Keep that shit on you or something

I keep that horser on me

by adudewithanhorseronhim January 23, 2021

Horser

What the crackhead said to optimus at 8:30 in the morning

As im standing in line waiting the crackhead leans in and say "ay bro, you keep that horser on you?"

by gggggggghhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggh February 16, 2021

Horser

Keep it on you, or some shit like that

You gotta keep the horser on you optimus said so

by SmokeyDontSmoke35 February 23, 2021