Horser

Horse dick

Random dude: yo bro u keep that horser on u?
Other random dude: sure why not

by BLISS PATCHES March 09, 2021

Horser

What the crackhead said to optimus at 8:30 in the morning

As im standing in line waiting the crackhead leans in and say "ay bro, you keep that horser on you?"

by gggggggghhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggh February 17, 2021

Horser

Plural of horse, used especially when your and idiot.

Look! There are a couple horsers in the paddock!

by Leo’s World 😂 December 11, 2020

horser

Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.

Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:

by Jongulo bunguloj Brongulus III December 11, 2020

horser

Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.

This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".

by Lil_uwuzivert December 12, 2020

horser

A person that has a horse dick

"bro u got that horser on you"?

by manthatisntman December 12, 2020

horser

ima keep it a buck fifty when a crackhead asks for that horser fucking run

Crackhead: yo you got that horser on you

You: The fuck is a horser

by hawk__ January 21, 2021