homeporn 

Homemade pornography. The reason the internet exists.

"Have you seen my homeporn site?"

homeporn by YSK February 8, 2008

horse porn 

porn that involves horses

jessie henry loves to go home everyday and crank one to some gold old horse porn :x

horse porn by hahahahha GLSD hates you April 26, 2010

horse porn 

An alternative way of saying "bull shit." Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.

Presient Bush's desire to cut the SCHIP program is such horse porn.

horse porn by Sean Patrick November 6, 2007

Horsepower

Horsepower is directly related to torque. With a low torque output, you will have a low horsepower output. Torque will start higher in the low RPM's but will always cross with horsepower at 5252.

Horsepower = (Torque x RPM) / 5252

Check out that car, it has so much horsepower.

No. It has a lot of torque.

Horsepower by T-I.net December 29, 2008

Mental Horsepower 

Mental horsepower refers to intelligence in the purest sense of cognitive ability and memory.
Those with high MH have the ability to learn math and science easily and trivially.

mental horsepower

Mental Horsepower by mathistheonlytruth February 2, 2017

horsemounter 

Polite euphemism for horsefucker, often used at dinner parties and other genteel events. If Eric Cartman had said this he wouldn't have been shocked by the V-chip.

Not to be confused with pony smacker.

It might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochism and necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.

"I really don't get disgusted by a bit of immaturity in a game. I got a chuckle playing Horror of Rylvania when the game called me a pervert for trying to fuck the horse. Mostly just because it was unexpected. And hey, *mounting* the horse actually netted me a useful item!

MH (the horsef...errr....horsemounter)"
(from rec.arts.int-fiction)

horsemounter by Anuspounder June 12, 2008

horsebone

An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are made of huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.

1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What the fuck is that?

2 Dude, horsebone rules.

3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?

horsebone by Z Diddy March 2, 2005