Horsefucker

A citizen of West Virginia.

Most of my family came from Tennessee, but my father's parents were horsefuckers.

by Eddie March 6, 2003

Horsepucky

Cleaned up version of "horseshit," meaning bullshit, garbage, lies or just in-general kinds of crap.

Charging 5 pennies for a bag of hard candy!? Horsepucky!

by Spike Gomez November 16, 2003

Horsedickulous

Is a term used to describe the dick of a human male that rivals that of a horse.

You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

horsecock

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Horsefuck

Violent application of force or exuberance, succh as that displayed by a stallion while fucking

"I horsefucked that teeshot straight down the middle"

by Gurusteveage July 10, 2009

Horsefucker

one who has sexual congress with horse(s); also a character in the film "Dances With Wolves." Horse Fucker was the Injun Dances visited late at night for some teepee action.

About the age of thirty Jack became a horsefucker. Jack later met Jill, who enjoyed blowing horses, so they formed a team that went from town to town performing disgusting sexual acts with nags, fillies and stallions. The two finally settled in Durango, Colorado, where they run a greasy flap jack house.

by Herb Slojewski December 28, 2005

horsecock

A huge cock that not all women can handle and many won't even try.

Ikki is hiding a horsecock in those shorts.

by Yuki the Lover September 11, 2010