hornet

The successor to the spitball, not as gross but infinitely more painful. A hornet is a folded piece of paper, bullet-like in appearance, which is shot from an elastic band stretched between the thumb and index finger, at bare skin and unsuspecting heads. Very useful for sending notes with the added bonus of annoying the hell out of the receiver. Usually favored and obsessed over by militaristic kids who love practicing their head-shots/nut-shots on quiet kids or SPEDs. They can also be recycled for use as spitballs.

"What the hell was that?"

"Giant fly. Now could you pass me that hornet on the ground beside you there?"

by noobtacular April 14, 2008

F-18 Hornet

noun

The F-18 Hornet is widelt used by the United States Military. Mainly in the Navy, and Marines.

The F-18 is a multi-role attack fighter jet. Twin engine. Very manuverable, and has one of the utmost feared wepoanry systems.

What a fighter jet, that F-18 Hornet is friggin powerful!

by imbored1123 June 20, 2007

The hornet

When a male gets an erection and attaches a needle to the end of his penis either by tape or some type of paste and uses it as a 'stinger' to ward off unwanted sexual advances. The plural is called a hornets nest which is when a group of men get together in the name of sport and literally have cock fights. The first hornet stinger to draw blood is the winner.

While i was bent over picking up my towel after a shower wes came rushing up behind me naked. I quickly turned and gave him the hornet.

by bendo383 November 5, 2009

hornet clamp

While positioned in the rear of a female (preferably doggy style), approach while maintaining a flat back, good hitting position. Next, when you can either smell their breath or step on their toes, thrust your hips forward while launching your arms upward and under the armpits. Finally, strongly grasp the breasts of the victim and squeeze your elbows together, preventing escape as you carry them forward. You have now completed a perfect form Hornet Clamp.

"I totally Hornet Clamped that bitch last night"

by Italian6969 August 17, 2014

scrub hornet

A man that hides in the bushes at the beach and watches other men getting changed whilst wanking

Ah you dirty scrub hornet

by Trauts P Noxoc June 22, 2011

hornet

something you shoot from a rubber band and it really hurts! (made from paper)

"The best hornets to shoot at people should be thick and probably made out of flash cards" ~ Me

by Dirge February 15, 2005

Hornithology

In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many generations. examples of that are, "Wow, that bird is stunning" or referring to your own girlfriend, "im going to see my bird tonight". so on to Hornithology, Ornithology is the study of birds so if you are out with your friends and your looking at alot of women (aka birds) or generally "eye-humping" women, you are participating in Hornithology, which is the studying of beautiful women (aka birds).

its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....

i study hornithology therefore i am a Hornithologist!

by big mad paddy July 5, 2008