When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness
by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
Get the arse-holiness mug.to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.
Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."
(Girl gets closer)
Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."
(Girl gets closer)
Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."
by Flight Dogg September 20, 2005
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An artificial term developed by a bored and frustrated Purdue Student. Commonly used to describe your feelings toward anything in life. Sex, homework, exams, relationships, job placement, etc
Tyler: Hey Greg, what's the horniness level?
Greg: Ehhhhh we're treading water at 3/10 this Math 16010 test killed my will to live.
Tyler: Damn man, sorry to hear that
Greg: Ehhhhh we're treading water at 3/10 this Math 16010 test killed my will to live.
Tyler: Damn man, sorry to hear that
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Get the hooziness mug.Girl 1: I ship Larry Stylinson!
Girl 2: What! Larry is fake! Lirry Stayne all the way!
Girl 3: No. Nouis Horlinson forever!
Girl 2: What! Larry is fake! Lirry Stayne all the way!
Girl 3: No. Nouis Horlinson forever!
by Haley Elizabeth <3 December 10, 2013
Get the Nouis Horlinson mug.The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"
Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"
Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
Get the Christian horniness mug.adj. A measure of a female's sexual arousal level. Used to describe a level that is much higher than baseline sexual arousal. Often used in colloquial speech, rather than former medical discourse.
by AgentX April 4, 2008
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