hobin'd

To get fired from your job, and stopped from doing anything in general. Usually the news comes without notice in a swift manner.

I can't believe that Tom was hobin'd from tech support the other day.

by The Don2 September 6, 2006

River Hobbit

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.

That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.

by PG November 26, 2004

hobbit porn

what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian porn like the rest of us.

Guy1: Man, wanna watch some hobbit porn? I've got lord of the rubber rings here! Guy2: You know it!

by Deimos2 November 28, 2010

Hobbit rancher

Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .

Damn that's one of the best Hobbit Ranchers I've even seen!!!

by Hobbit rancher July 20, 2017

hoebilly

- SLUTTY female hillbilly

That hoebilly has five kids all by different men in the trailor park.

by GoddessP November 23, 2006

Hobbitism

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

hobitch

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

by ajppds March 10, 2008