1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
by agoraphone August 31, 2011
Get the dump the hummus mug.Hummuscidal is a person who consumes hummus in outrages amounts which causes long term aggressive diarrhea and bad body odor.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.
2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.
2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.
"No wonder he's dead, he was hummuscidal all along"
"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"
"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"
"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"
"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"
by Dr. Cock'n'balls February 19, 2012
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hummusism is the belief the hummus is the one true lord and if you praise is shall reward you with its amazing dip
by yeboiLiam March 26, 2020
Get the Hummusism mug.The hummus economy cynically refers to the economic situation in Lebanon, the country where hummus originated.
The hummus economy consists of the successive poor leadership that took Lebanon to an unparalleled economic recession that surged between 2019 and 2020. It has resulted from corruption and incompetence in the absence of the rule of law.
The expression insinuates amateurship in managing Lebanon where leaders have been historically busy by shallow matters distracting the Lebanese from what matters when it comes to inclusive and sustainable growth.
The hummus economy consists of the successive poor leadership that took Lebanon to an unparalleled economic recession that surged between 2019 and 2020. It has resulted from corruption and incompetence in the absence of the rule of law.
The expression insinuates amateurship in managing Lebanon where leaders have been historically busy by shallow matters distracting the Lebanese from what matters when it comes to inclusive and sustainable growth.
Q: What economic model fits Lebanon in recent years?
A: The economy in Lebanon is intricate and peculiar: one could call it the hummus economy.
El Hokayem, J., and Abou Jaoude, J. (2020), Leading by misleading in the hummus economy, Annahar.
A: The economy in Lebanon is intricate and peculiar: one could call it the hummus economy.
El Hokayem, J., and Abou Jaoude, J. (2020), Leading by misleading in the hummus economy, Annahar.
by JHRLY October 26, 2020
Get the Hummus Economy mug.Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
by connorsji January 18, 2010
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