Homostasis

A stable gay relationship. Not to be confused with "Homeostasis".

"Ive finally done it! Ive maintained Homostasis!" Every gay guy ever.

by TheOver1ord14 November 4, 2022

Homeostasis

(noun) An overload of gayness that results in someone's motor skills halting for a short period of time.

My friend and I were going to hang out later, but I had to wait nearly an hour because he had already gone into homeostasis.

by Mex-sicko February 19, 2011

Homieostasis

A relatively stable state of platonic relationship between two individuals wherein one member of the relationship ejaculates in the other's anus and the other, in return, ejaculates in the first's anus.

Bill and Joshua have reached homieostasis, according to Mary, who said she spotted them ejaculating in each other's anuses.

My best friend and I have just reached homieostasis last night, I am excited to share this with my girlfriend!

by Homie Master April 20, 2022

homeostasising

Homeostasis but a verb.

Oh no I stopped homeostasising.

by i really like to do things November 15, 2022

Maintain Your Homeostasis

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.

Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019