Belly Hoist

A doggy style sex position utilized by men whose stomachs have become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomachs hang down covering their genitals (see also "Awning"). The man hoists his belly onto the back of his partner, thus exposing his genitals and permitting him to have sex.

Hey baby, get on your hands and knees, it's belly hoist time!

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

Hoisington

To condemn as a failure; used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.

A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!

by wsjball November 4, 2009

hoister

Short for hooter hoister or a bra.

1) Damn, check out the hooter hoister on that one!

2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.

by Don Garb July 31, 2005

hoises

Hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. "house noises"). Some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. Older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn't always the case.

The old mansion on Butternut Hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn't want to stay there any longer.

by Bravestarr September 8, 2008

hoism

(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.

One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.

by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022

hoisk

A word of exclamation when hitting something with great power. Variations include; hosk, kerhosk, kerhoisk. This word could be described as onomatapaeic.

I just hoisked that chav into the bushes.

John hoisked the football into the net.

(When pushing somebody) HOISK!!!!!

by mellors May 16, 2008

hoish

one who is ho-like in appearance or thought

"Ugh, put a bra on, you look all hoish."

by carolinesunshine:) January 18, 2005