hogwash

when one refers to their penis as a "hog" and have to give it a cleaning.

Wow its been hot as hell outside and i've been getting really sweaty. i think its time for a good ol' hogwash.

by fireburnsppl March 15, 2019

hogwash

A hogwash is a trip to the restroom lasting for upwards of four to six hours. Usually larger people experience hogwash more often than smaller folk.

Our woodshop teacher has been out for a whole week and we have that really old really dumb substitute. Man, that was one long hogwash!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 12, 2006

Hogwash

The act of taking one's penis and rubbing it in dirt or mud, and have anal sex while it is still dirty.

John and his wife, Shelly, enjoyed an intense hogwash after John got home from his trip.

by Jimmy H. Wash December 9, 2011

hogwashington

the malarchy that happens in washington

everything was good until bush became president. Then eveything got hogwashington

by abbitbay October 28, 2008

Alabama Hogwash

Doing a Poo in a womans Vagina to provide Lubrication before Sexual Intercourse.

Carl: John gave Louise a Alabama Hogwash.
Harry: Thats sick!

by Noobrication April 4, 2009

Hogwash

what you say when your 9 and you cant say b.s or your parents will take away your x-box and minecraft

mom:Why did you lie about that?!
9 yo:HOGWASH i didnt!!
mom:wot

by boi September 2, 2018

Hogsbash

Something completely unbelievable, nonsense

Girl 1: Did Will ever text you back after the party?

Girl 2: No. I seen him earlier and he said his phone was dead.

Girl 1: Thats hogsbash!

by kingtiller04 April 30, 2020