Hotfucket

A hotfucket (Also known as a "fuckpocket")is the product of ejaculating into an open hotpocket. It is not required to be eaten to reach this status though extreme caution is advised during and after consumption.

Man, I'm hungry and horny. Guess I'll have a Hotfucket!

by Nasty ;] January 2, 2019

Ho Fuck

A majorly obese male who has a tiny nose and sits on you in a fight. Also 86% have a little todger

Look over there! its a Ho Fuck

by 76543454323efftvgvgvf April 17, 2020

hoefuck

a derogatory term for a chick who is a total hoe

you dumb hoefuck.

by Jaixo October 17, 2017

hifuckinlarious

something that is so funny it can only be described as hifuckinlarious

That skit on saturday night live was hifuckinlarious

by anyname1 March 8, 2008

houck

to attempt buttsex at least seven times and fail each time.

"Let's try that again. errr. again. umm. again? Please?
"No, I'm not letting you pull a houck!"

by yt4 March 7, 2009

hifuckinlarious

a variation of "hilarious" with the word "fuckin" thrown into the middle to add emphasis.

When I told that bitch to get the fuck out of my life and she cried, it was hifuckinlarious

by Josh the man November 12, 2003

hofeck

1)Slut sex.
2)When you have to pay somebody to get you laid.
3)Prostitute love.
4)A really slutty person giving you some.

Dude! That's some serious hofeck right there!
Oh that skank is giving him some hofeck!

by Boob Lover October 14, 2005