Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live

Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house

by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018

Hobosexual

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.

She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.

by Tr1pod November 18, 2018

hobosexual

A no good passionate bum

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009

hobosexual

A homeless person that be friends and have sex with a person for a place to live

You still have that dirty hobosexual at your place

by FuQ2Bitch July 4, 2021

Hobosexual

A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.

She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.

by Whiteboy B March 12, 2019

Hobosexual

The attraction to homeless people.
There's just something about that musty smell.

Firend: I have something to tekll you.
Other Friend: What?
Friend: I'm a hobosexual.
Other Friend: WTF is that?
Friend: Ya know that guy that lives under that overpass by the mall?....

by paramusic February 22, 2011

Hobosexual

A person who has sex with anyone so they have a place to sleep at night.

He got evicted from his appartment so he is over there trying to hook up with that fat girl so he has a place to stay, you can't be anymore hobosexual than that.

by Hometownmobile January 22, 2017