Hobnocker

1. Someone who slaps others with their penis and/or testicles
2. Someone who (male or female) who has any kind of sexual intercourse with an animal, whether it be vaginal, oral, anal or any other type of intercourse
3. Someone who frequently masturbates publicly
4. A child molester

This term was made famous on the popular Nickelodeon "iCarly".

Jay-Z: Would you go back out with Chris Brown?
Rihanna: NO! Chris Brown Is Such A Hobnocker!

by YoungKari July 10, 2010

Hobnocker

A thing that you should never ever do to people because it is gross, illegal and rude.

Hay that guys a hobnocker" or (on ICarly) "you hobnocker

by Singer2010 July 25, 2010

Hobnocker

One who goes around hitting people in the testicles

This dude is a hobnocker

by tweaking chicano March 20, 2010

cobnobber

A slang term in the Midwest for a man or woman who performs oral sex on a penis.

Samantha is a total cobnobber. That's why she's my girfriend.

by raphaelb7 August 22, 2009

hobnocker

Someone who runs around knocking on people’s doors and flashing them when they answer.

Dude 1: Hello?
Hobnocker: hey ;)
Dude 1: Ew, you hobnocker!

by NipFace May 30, 2020

Hobnocker

Someone who masturbates in a public bathroom. Its illegal.

Your mom is a hobnocker.

by iksneduf epoh August 28, 2009

hobnocker

a gross and a illegal person which is a hobnocker

Billy is a hobnocker

by Random85 May 26, 2014