HOESIS

HOESIS are women who are beautiful and have class and buhnuss bout themselves

Can we get on the HOESIS bus

by Lady in Rec February 23, 2022

HoAssBitch/HAB

1. Term to describe a friend, relative or someone you don't even know ... when they abruptly upset you. It is generally stated in a louder tone than the rest of your speech.

2. After retelling of the stories in which you have used the term for its def#1 purposes (and laughing) ... it can begin to be used as a greeting or even a term-of-endearment.

3. See also HoAssBitchInTraining/HABI T -- One who observes the antics of an (HAB) and begins to repeat them.

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1. I was about to make that left turn when this HoAssBitch/HAB came through and just cut me off !

2. Hey, good to see you again, HoAssBitch/HAB. ~OR~ Can you hand me that thing over there, please ... HoAssBitch/HAB?

3. Her daughter acts just like her, she's just a HABIT.

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This definition is inspired by my "at the time" 10-year old son, who was arguing with his step-brother over a tee-shirt. In a note, written by the culprit and found after-the-fact ... the actual terminology recorded was:

"Yeah, but he is a fucking ho ass bitch though ... ain't he ?"

Which has since become a house-hold term and circulated amongst a good number of friends and co-workers. (Though he isn't silly enough to cuss around us anymore ... as he may again, never hear the end of how it sounds !)

by MrChris August 28, 2007

hoassbitch

To be a ho, an ass, and a bitch all at the same damn time!

Yo...stop bein' a hoassbitch.

-or-

That foo' is bein' a hooassbitch, shit.

by Kyle February 28, 2005

hasisaflate

Means to purposely exhale or sneeze mucus furiously on to someone using the nose in an ill mannered way.

As he was about to hasisaflate he tilted his head back to get more mucus

by qguy December 3, 2006

Hoaxisyou

A stan Twitter user that fell in love with hoaxofyou. Cant stand mustin beaver and demo flopato. Got suspended twice

Hoaxisyou loves hoaxofyou

by Neils snosburg October 15, 2020

Hoarista

Girl barista's that dress skimpy or slutty to sell coffee at drive thru coffee stands.

Michael drove up the Java-slut and got a hot double tall mocha with soy from scantily clad Susan, the Hoarista.

by Comet Cunningham November 11, 2009

Horsism

Horsism (Horse-is-m) is a religion that has no original orgins. Horsism is led by the God Saveion, also called HorseLong Saveion, and is a prosperous religion that is growing by the day.

In the name of Horsism

by HorseLong February 23, 2019