A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.
Not a meal you wanted.
Not a meal you wanted.
Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?
Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!
Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?
Guest 2: Yep!
Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!
Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?
Guest 2: Yep!
by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013
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Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five
Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five
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by Itsnotnutella December 5, 2014
Get the Hotel Wipe mug.Hazbin Hotel: the most kid friendly show in existence.
As of right now, there is only a single episode (being the pilot) created by Vivziepop, an experienced animator on YouTube. The episode follows Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she- okay no who am I kidding. If you want an actual summary, take a look at Wikipedia or watch the episode yourself.
Okay, so, we follow this girl named Charlie as she makes friends with a creepy deer guy who needs to brush his teeth, a cute little cyclops girl who is most definitely gonna kill someone, a bipedal alcoholic cat, and a mobster spider pornstar that fucks guys for a living. Oh yeah and there's also Vaggie. I love her but she's a bitch.
As of right now, there is only a single episode (being the pilot) created by Vivziepop, an experienced animator on YouTube. The episode follows Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she- okay no who am I kidding. If you want an actual summary, take a look at Wikipedia or watch the episode yourself.
Okay, so, we follow this girl named Charlie as she makes friends with a creepy deer guy who needs to brush his teeth, a cute little cyclops girl who is most definitely gonna kill someone, a bipedal alcoholic cat, and a mobster spider pornstar that fucks guys for a living. Oh yeah and there's also Vaggie. I love her but she's a bitch.
Kid 1: Hey, have you seen Hazbin Hotel?
Kid 2: No, what is it?
Kid 1: Ok so there's this gay spider dude named Angel Dust and-
Kid 2: Isn't Angel Dust the name of a drug-
Kid 1:
Kid 2: No, what is it?
Kid 1: Ok so there's this gay spider dude named Angel Dust and-
Kid 2: Isn't Angel Dust the name of a drug-
Kid 1:
by [Insert creative name] December 26, 2019
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"...And YOU gotta help us!"
"I hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"
"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK"
"Didja bring a light?"
"No..."
"It's hard to see through the clouds! I hope we can get ridda them. Get the hint?"
"It's been one'a those days..."
--From HOTEL MARIO
"I hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"
"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK"
"Didja bring a light?"
"No..."
"It's hard to see through the clouds! I hope we can get ridda them. Get the hint?"
"It's been one'a those days..."
--From HOTEL MARIO
by That one dude... May 30, 2008
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A euphimism for "mind your own business". Mainly used by bros who can't speak on something their friend did without breaking the bro code. Originated from people on vacation who saw others (mainly those on business trips) in the hotel lobby engaging in behaviour that they most likely would not want anyone knowing about (particularly their spouses/families).
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.
Example 2:
Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.
Example 2:
Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.
by TrapstarK September 6, 2021
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