Hjonk

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by C-stick November 30, 2019

hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.

Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.

by Deter P May 1, 2009

Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.

"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"

by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013

Inception Horn

The horn featured in the original score for the Christopher Nolan film Inception, composed by Zack Hemsey. The horn takes the form of a mammoth trombone backed up by heavy percussion (often repeated multiple times for maximum results of 'Inceptionation') that is played at intervals throughout the course of the composed piece of music to create a more than dramatic atmosphere, giving the characters a valiant amount of purpose.

Side effects of frequent exposure to the Inception Horn may include "the dream collapsing", "checking your totem" and everything happening in slow motion.

Leonardo Dicaprio: "This was not part of the plan!"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "The dream's collapsing!"
Inception Horn: "BWAAAAOORRRRRRRR."
Member of Audience: "OHHHH BOYYYYYY"

by NoWhay October 20, 2010

Fart Horn

The sound emits when the ass has created a complete seal with the toilet seat and a fart is produced, vibrating through the toilet and makes a distinguished low-pitched sound, audible through walls and floors.

Planted comfortably in a stall in a restroom, Jim heard what could be non-other than a fart horn sounding from the stall two stalls down from him.

by cujo676 March 6, 2013

Have the horn for

To really want something;
To lust after it.
To be excited by or aroused by something.

Let's go to the pub, I have such a horn for a big dirty feed of pints.

Laura has the horn for dancing, once she starts she can't stop!

I have the horn for a sandwich, do you fancy one?

by Ci'ara June 26, 2017

horndog

Used to describe someone that is horny, usually in a comical sense.

You need to cut back on the porn, you're a horndog.

by Konidias April 7, 2003