Hipocrite

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.

She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.

by user7891 July 27, 2018

Hippochink

When a Asian person is so fat they look like a hippo

Goddamn that hippochink are all the dogs

by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 12, 2022

HIPPOLYTE

A person who seems award and weak at first but then tries his best to stand up for himself, is incredibly handsome looking, always gives the most of his time to his people close to him, but does sometimes change emotions fast as if he has a bipolar disorder, one minute he's kind, cool and jokes around, the next, he's mad at you for existing, but even with his flaws, you will always hold him dear to your heart.

Guy#1: you so are we going over to Hippolytes house tonight? he was begging us to come over and hangout.
Guy#2: idk bro i asked and he switched up, telling me to fuck off, i still love him tho, he's prolly gonna change his mind and let us come over later.

by A$ap swagboi January 9, 2022

hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

by Neologician November 14, 2012

Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.

The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.

by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009

hipocrite

1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.

2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.

3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.

1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
-or-
"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!

2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!

3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!

by Bones_25 January 9, 2008

hippocrite

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.

Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!

by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005