Captain Hindsight

A stupid ass superhero from the South Park episode Coon 2: Hindsight. He flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn't actually do anything helpful. Instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started bitching about how it could have been avoided. Not to mention how "useful" he was during the gulf oil spill

Rndm Citizen: Look!! It's Captain Hindsight!!! Captain Hindsight: That building shouldn't have been built there. It prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. My job here is done. Captain Hindsight away!!! Everyone: Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 28, 2010

hinder

1. To be or get in the way of.
2. To obstruct or delay the progress of.

I hate red lights, they always hinder me as I'm on my way to work.

by major.bobjackson July 28, 2009

colaiste na hinse

a scummy school with oompa loompas floating around rolling up their skirts and mad lads going around thinking they own the place.

colaiste na hinse is a kip:)

by Big head Ben10 January 18, 2020

hindsight

The universe rubbing your face in your own fuck up.

In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

Hindenberg Heiny

The Oklahoma Version of a bubble butt.

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.

by quesondriac March 23, 2013

Hindsight

After you screw something up, you magically and conveniently gain a vast amount of knowledge on what you SHOULD have done to avoid screwing up.

Although it generally occurs after you really messed up, it doesn't necessary always happen after such a negative situation.

Girl- "Hey Dave, I just tested positive on that pregnancy test, you dunce."

Dave- "You know, maybe I kind of, should have used a rubber at that party 2 weeks ago.... " <--(Hindsight)

Girl- "Yeah... that probably would have been a very good idea."

by PandaNoodle July 8, 2011

hindspite

Looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn't do what you should have done, and developing malicious ill will because of it. Similar to standard regret, but someone else is gonna have to pay for it.

In hindspite, I really should have used call blocker. Now I'm gonna have to kick someone's ass.

by haskel July 22, 2008