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Hilpertshauser

An angry German. pronounced hill perrt ss how zer. hilpertshauser
dude, did you see that angry german walk by? he looked pissed.

yeah hes such a Hilpertshauser
by i am an angry german March 30, 2009
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Hilbert space

A complete inner product space. Since every inner product defines a norm, a Hilbert space is necessarily a Banach space.

Up to equivalence of norms, there's only one distinct n-dimensional Hilbert space for each n, namely R^n.
The space of all continuous real-valued functions on the closed interval from 0 to 1, with the inner product given by the integral of pointwise absolute-value products, is an infinite-dimensional Hilbert space.
by Subsequence October 23, 2010
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laura ashley hilbert

was formerly located in africa, (aka north carolina) ashley is a new student to jms and she is taking pre-ap science with cameron anderson while i’m stuck in pre-ap language arts:)
omg did you hear about laura ashley hilbert? she’s so cool and gets ALL the guys
by l-giver July 7, 2018
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throw a Halpert

To stare off in another direction from the party you are interacting with, preferably to a third party, with a blank or mildly surprised look on your face to emphasize the ridiculousness of your conversation and/or situation with the first party.
The bridesmaid was so drunk and loud during the toast that I had to throw a Halpert to guests at another table.

After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.
by l0lwhut November 19, 2010
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Sam Hilbert

That guy reminds me of Sam Hilbert
by samhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 19, 2018
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Halpert

Only the most beautiful human being you'll ever meet. This amazing green-eyed Uruguayan guy is probably the cutest, most intelligent person ever. He'll teach you new things everyday and will always make you laugh. He gives the best hugs that make you feel safe and warm. He has the freaking best taste in music and is so knowledgeable. He will constantly blow you away with his complex mind and his ability to think deeper than anyone else. He is the kindest, most caring person who always wants to help others. He's the type to relax and watch movies with under a blanket AND the type to go out traveling and trying new things with. His will-power to do what makes him happy shows he'll definitely be going places in life. He especially loves to crunk and grunk. His amazing snuggling skills and taking hints (if you know what I mean) will always leave you missing him when he's not around. You'll be the luckiest person if you can find yourself a Halpert.
"I met the most amazing guy in the world today"
"Oh, do you mean you met a Halpert??"
by Itsbeesly October 3, 2017
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Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020
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