The Hillyer Apex

The turning point of alcohol consumption at which the alcohol consumer (continuing to consume alcohol) begins to feel increasingly less awkward in increasingly more awkward situations.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Dude, last night I totally passed The Hillyer Apex. I was straight macin' on that girl from the movie Precious."
Person 2: "Oh god, man, I know. I was so past The Hillyer Apex that I started makin' out with the EMTs on the way to the hospital."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, we totally hooked up last night and this morning... he didn't even remember my name."
Person 2: "Sounds like he might have been past The Hillyer Apex."

by Ruthless1314 November 11, 2011

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 12, 2014

Highly Suspect

Very suspicious or doubtful

It is highly suspect that the person in possession of the stolen ring claims they found it.

by chloice July 18, 2018

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

Higgyback

A higgy back is quite literally the same as a piggy back, but has a bit of a twist. Instead of the original piggyback you will get a dick in your ass.

I'm gonna give my guy a higgyback.

by Higgyback April 23, 2019

Higgy hagga

It is used to deceive something mad and exciting or it can be used to describe nonsensical things.

You’re going out with him to do Higgy hagga

by Natalia1223 December 3, 2020

Hilly

A "hilly" is the term used to define a creature who asks for nudes of females unless assumed to be gay. In order to be a hilly you must constantly ask people for nudes and if the goods are not received forward onto the next step witch is to get pissed off at the person until either ultimately receiving them or until the user blocks all forms of contact from you.

Tom: Dont talk to him he is a hilly

Kyra: Thanks for that he seemed like a nice guy, guess i will block him now

by tOHTBATROL August 1, 2017