Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.

...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...

by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005

Hibernian FC

The supreme footballing club of Edinburgh. Known for dominance of their hapless city rivals Heart if midlothian their committed travelling support and widely credited with making Scottish football exciting once more.

Hibernian FC have beaten Heart of Midlothian once again.

by ScottishHibee August 6, 2018

Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008

Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.

"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"

by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010

guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse

Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute

by bribeasy April 29, 2011

hidenbiden

A demented hair sniffing old man that has achieved nothing in a 46 year career in politics

Hidenbiden will get creamed if he debates President Trump

by No double standards September 8, 2020

HiDrNick

1. One who's natural smile makes it appear as if they're constipated (usually this constipated smile contains yellow, discolored teeth and gap as from immoderate consumption of food, but doesn't have to)
2. Any constipated look or to smile in a manner that suggests stinkiness, struggling, and constipation

Although I'd hoped they were just shenanigans, I realized the HiDrNick was his actual smile.

The cashier's HiDrNick at Pick'n Save helped me remember that we needed toilet paper.

I was about to ask out Hayden when I realized she had a HiDrNick and I ran away.

When our baby, Madison, smiled at us with a HiDrNick, we knew what she had done and went out to buy some more diapers.

When I walked in the bathroom, the smell reeked and their stood Riley, washing his hands with a huge HiDrNick across his face.

Although his teeth were straightened after years of having braces, he still had a sort of unbecoming HiDrNick.

I avoided smiling because my HiDrNick would scare people.

by Shenanigans3 April 6, 2008