sexy librarian

To have very attractive features (usually the face) accentuated by "librarian-esque " glasses. Women who are sexy librarians don't have to work at libraries but they, at times, tend to be shy about their looks thereby adding to the "sexylibrarian" stature.

Alonso : Dude, Lisa's a Sexy Librarian because she gots a fine face, body and those glasses. But she denies it.
Jose: Yeah man she sure is. Can you believe she actually used to work at a Library?? I'd squank her. Just thinking of her makes me need a shanky.

by Lurias_S January 24, 2007

librarian

well-minded angels with little street-sense or business-savvy, love to help and occasionally are reminded why, often experience burn-out due to low pay, bureaucratic management, and the discovery that the homeless and elderly are more familiar with libraries then your son or daughter, aspire to make a difference in a constantly changing world, are some of the most interesting individuals you will ever meet, are more excited about technology then you think.

The librarian smiled politely and said to the crazy patron, "I'm sorry Sir, but I can't help you print your email from hyperspace."

by Lucesco May 27, 2006

closet librarian

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.

by NOTMYNECK August 13, 2007

Librarianly

How a librarian acts.

Did did that librarian?

Librarianly

by OMGcookie April 26, 2011

Librarian

Librarians are very misunderstood.Most people believe that librarians:
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
6)are ugly
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality

Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.

WIT :A smart person's weapon against ignorance
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass

by Luna De Margarita's Sister February 8, 2010

librarian

Technically, the term "librarian" refers to an individual who has obtained a Master's Degree in Library Science or Information Science, but is increasingly used to refer to any of a number of professionals and para-professionals employed in a library. The main function of a librarian is to connect individuals (patrons or customers) with information and entertainment, whether found in print, audio, video, or other (i.e. online) formats.

The librarian used the computer catalog to help Susie find a book about flesh-eating plants.

by dans tes rêves October 23, 2007

Sneaky Librarian

Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.

My husband wouldn't stop snoring so I got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.

by FNG2UD April 20, 2010