heimer syndrome

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009

Heimer Syndrome

A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.

Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."

by TheGrandUrsa August 31, 2009

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by Frank tommas March 1, 2019

Hemerage

The emotion felt upon discovering that your arse is bleeding due to the butt-fucking you just got. Similar to road rage caused by someone cutting infront of you in traffic (See hunter).

Chris Shanahan hemeraged in his bedroom at 42 Ladybird St, Strathpine.

by Anonymous QGL goon. June 15, 2003

Hemerage

asl hemerage?

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Hymers Grind

A subgenre used by grindcore bands that use the private school Hymers College in their song titles and/or lyrics. This genre is only known in the noth east of england however.

"WOW the band 'the love of yvonne swan' are so hymers grind."

by Craig43 December 15, 2008

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by Helmersterp May 30, 2021