Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
by IvorHardie September 23, 2009
Get the Hettymug. The act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.
Typically done without anybody's knowledge.
Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.
The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
Typically done without anybody's knowledge.
Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.
The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
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Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
by Lloyd Wolf August 7, 2009
Get the Hettymug. 
A hilariously cheesy extremely British mystery show about a "spunky" detective lady in her 60's that acquires Geoffrey Shawcross Dominic Monaghan as her sleuth sidekick...an incredibly cute 19 year old sidekick...who is still incredibly cute as a widdle owd hobbit...
Ran from 96 to 2000 (not sure, check on IMDB)
Ran from 96 to 2000 (not sure, check on IMDB)
by kerplunkymunky February 3, 2004
Get the Hetty Wainthroppmug. Straight guy: "No way, dude. This dick is fo chicks only."
Gay guy: "C'mon, you know full well that fags like me suck cock way betta than yo hetty betty girlfriend does."
(True, by the way.)
Gay guy: "C'mon, you know full well that fags like me suck cock way betta than yo hetty betty girlfriend does."
(True, by the way.)
by SmallTownDreamer January 20, 2009
Get the hetty bettymug. The best couple ever. They need to shut up and date right now. They will be together FOREVER.
Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.
Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.
by Wys.bubblygirl January 26, 2025
Get the Chris+Hettymug. A amazing girl who is smart but doesn’t often try. Is also a very great friend and is extremely funny, if you know a Hettie you are extremely lucky and should never let go off her!
by Didyougetawoppah July 3, 2021
Get the Hettiemug.