Hale Hortler

The intentional misspelling of the phrase, "Heil Hitler," accompanied by a poorly drawn swastika.

Hans: Ve haffe ein new recruit vith us today

Heinrich: Be careful, I hear he's a veal dummkopf
Kaiser: hello friends! I am glad to pe vorking vith you! Hale Hortler!

by Y'all Mind If I November 3, 2019

hurtley

The awesomest awesome the world has ever known. They are also really good with computers.

"hey man my computer isn't working"

------"call a Hurtley"

by the hurtley September 16, 2013

hartless

A foreign douchebag who tends to walk nude throughout his house; overall an inbred piece of shit.

Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.

by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013

herrle

A herrle is wjen you turn your asshole inside out and spray whipcream on it and put a cherry on top and the procceed to eat it like ice cream

"Im giving you a herrle tonight

by Jdidkd October 5, 2018

More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009

Heartless

A person that doesn't care what they do to hurt someone.

Ashley is one heartless bitch she did was lye and cheat on that nice guy Andy.

by Bigballs999 December 22, 2008

Heartless Bitch

The kind of girl who would rip your still beating heart from your chest cavity, impale it with forks and meat tenderizers, and then proceed to stomp on it repeatidly with a golf cleat...

That girl I went out with for two-and-a-half years was a HEARTLESS BITCH when she broke up with me for that other guy

by Slap Jackin August 21, 2004