herpaghondasyphilaids

A mix of all STDs known to man. An STD so powerful that it crawls out of any orifice, beats you up, and infects you. It can only exist in super hos. There are no known treatments for this extreme affliction.

So hows the herpaghondasyphilaids working out for you?
I heard that girl has herpaghondasyphilaids, must be from sleeping with 800 guys.
That dude got herpaghondasyphilaids from sleeping around with prostitutes all the time.

by James217 October 5, 2006

herpeghonosiphilaids

is a combonation of every STD on earth but named for the most common, mostly found in the common street hooker on that corner three blocks east from your house in the seedy area of town you avoid like it has herpeghonosiphilaids

if you screw that hooker you will get herpeghonosiphilaids

by herpeghonosiphilaids_boy April 12, 2010

herpegionorsyphillaids

1. Any and all STDs.

2. Having one or more unknown STDs.

3. What a cheap date will normally have.

"Dude, you better get tested, you probably have herpegionorsyphillaids."

by Delta Beta Sigma May 16, 2008

herpaghonasiphilitis

(noun) a disease combining various STI's from numerous sex encounters and poor hygiene. Mostly snagly skunts catch this. There is no cure

You wanna have sex with her? Are you trying to catch herpaghonasiphilitis?

by Cory n Jamez December 20, 2006

herpegonnasyphllaid

used when talking about somebody who has about every std known to mankind

Dude stay away, she has herpegonnasyphllaid

by Skitzo16 January 20, 2007

herpegonosyphilitis

The worst of all sexually transmitted diseases. The herpes simplex virus with added genetic coding from the gonorrhea bacterium, allowing it to invade CD4+ T cells and rewrite their tRNA to code for syphilis proteins. Can only be cured by a cocktail of paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and Mad Dog 20-20.

Guy 1: Dude, I think I caught herpegonosyphilitis from those 5 hookers at my party.
Guy 2: Here, have some paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and a fifth of mad dog.

by Colonel Obvious February 21, 2009

Hiraethon

A person who becomes your true home unexpectedly, and whom you can’t live without.

Parker is my true love; he is my hiraethon.

by Elizabeth_sheridan January 4, 2021