herpangina

Herpangina (noun) - A poor excuse to get out of a previous commitment with friends. Something a gay ass hoe would say they had to skip school.

“Sorry, I can’t go tonight, I have Herpangina.”

“Bryce said he couldn’t make it , he has Herpangina.”

by Nuthut May 3, 2019

peewee hermaning

Originated from the name Peewee Herman; getting caught wacking off in a public place

Dude, I'd rather went a porno so I don't get arrested for Peewee Hermaning

by Magnum May 13, 2005

Herpasifigonnalaids

The True STD Vending Machine

She's Got Gonnaherpasifilaids? No Bro, shes been treated, nows she got Herpasifigonnalaids

by dr00g nuk3m October 27, 2009

herpatitis

A combination of herpes and hepatitis.

Dan went to Carla's last night and came back with herpatitis. Must've been good.

by JonDub December 1, 2007

Herpaciding

The attempt to kill herpes after you have kissed someone that you know or suspect to have oral herpes. Usually by pouring mouthwash, rubbing alcohol, or some kind of alcholic beverage on, in, and around your mouth. None of these methods are proven to work, but in your panic you try anything.

Bob: Why are you pouring Jack Daniels all over your face?
Bill: I'm herpaciding, I just kissed that hot chick and I think she has the herpes.
Bob: HaHa Bill has herpes.

by Thepurplefog May 17, 2011

Herpalicious

An adjective to describe a person who has oral herpes, but whose sexual allurement makes the risk of contracting herpes worth the while.

Dude, that girl Lorena is so herpalicious. She got that herp all over your face and yet is still fabulous enough to nail a new job and a man in the same night!

by swivles October 24, 2014

Hertinini

How to explain to your parents that you lost your virginity to a Herpes-infested crusty dusty prostitute in an alley way after church.

"yo mama, I finna dinna hongdolulu gots the hertinini on. Sorry bowdat"

by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018