Hermes 

Custodian of the sky

Idk my friend said Hermes was the custodian of the sky

Hermes by toxic.wxzte June 18, 2022

Hermes 

Hermes very modest and will not often admit to some of their beloved qualities or moments. Their so caring and will do anything for the VERY lucky people they loves! Sometimes people judge them without knowing them, which is a shame because they are the absolute best in the world to have on your side and they're someone you never want to cross because although they may seem adorable and harmless, they may also be very fierce and sometimes intimidating without even knowing. Hermes isn't social and you normally will have to approach her and make the first move unless they truly, really loves you. Sometimes their shyness makes it difficult to receive assistance in small tasks but they are very smart and independent, they will eventually find a way to get it done their self.

Person 1 : "yk Hermes?"
Person 2 "yeah they're pretty cool"

Hermes by Ducklover232 November 24, 2023

Hermes

Slang for heroin

He's selling Hermes

Hermes by Mistrzero January 17, 2026

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

Hermes Hermes 

A synonym for Gucci that means cool, wonderful, good, and awesome

Thing #1: do you want to go to mall?
Thing #2: Hermes Hermes

Hermes Hermes by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019

Hermes Sky Pirate 

A person who is not afraid of social embarrassment do to a mixture of confidence and stupidity.

John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"

Dave: "What did he do?"

John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."

Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."

Hermes Sky Pirate by Sky Intruder April 24, 2011