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hardass

A hardass or hard ass is someone who is very authoritative or who appears to be such. This type of person will have his or her own way and expects the respect and co-operation of others.

This is someone who won't let you get away with anything. Someone who falls into this category usually offers a lot of tough love and tends to lack empathy for other people.

As long as you show a good level of respect in a hardass' presence, you should be fine. They prey on teenagers and those who are feeble-minded.
Person 1: Oh man, my dad's such a hardass.
Person 2: Yeah, what did he do?
Person 1: He kicked me out of the house and enrolled me in the army just for skipping one class.
Person 2: Shiiiit! WHAT a hardass.
Person 1: Duuuude, I know.
by Satiric Writer July 20, 2009
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Autotune Headache

A headache and feeling of nausea you get from listening to music that uses autotune.
Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."

Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."
by nothere413 September 8, 2010
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Hedda

A sassy, funny, and kind hearted soul. The kind of girl you want as your friend. She is the most chill friend you can have and is always down for a new adventure. Hedda is full of surprises and someone everyone wants to get to know.
Damn, she must be a Hedda, that girl is out of this world.
by Fake tacos August 9, 2017
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headache booty

When a woman with a gargantuan hiny sits on your face and gives you a headache from the sheer mass of the ass, it can be said that the woman has a "headache booty"
Man: Dude Alexis and I did some freaky shit last night, I found out she's got a headache booty
Friend: That's just wrong man.
by Mickey CoralSnake January 13, 2011
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Animus Headache

The headache following playing a video game for a long amount of time. This originates from the game Assassin's Creed II in which the main character is put into a machine called the Animus which allows him to relive the memories of ancestors and towards the end of the game, experiences some side effects such as headaches and hallucinations.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to a party tonight
Guy 2: Sorry dude, i just spent 8 hours straight playing MW2 and have the worst animus headache.
by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary January 29, 2010
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High-Gloss Headache

The headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.
Guy: "I jus finished spray painting the wheels on my Galant. My head's throbbing though."

Other Guy: "Looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude."

Guy: "I know, totally worth it though."
by B:A:B March 14, 2011
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A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.
The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021
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