herculenis

A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

by the artful badger September 15, 2008

Herculean

to be very big or strong.

I felt herculean after I drank that Gatorade.

by JAPB March 16, 2009

hersch

To take notes for extended periods of time which may result in frustration, depression, insomnia, fatigue, pain, diarrhea, ulcers, death, or etc.

Student #1: Hey did you finish hersching yesterday?
Student #2: Yeah, it took six hours!

by hersching August 28, 2011

Hercules Condoms

Legendary protection for the penis.

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004

herpsnitch

a snitch who either has herpes or you wish had herpes.

Voldemort thinks Harry Potter has the herpsnitch.

Harry Potter tested positive for the herpsnitch.

by BE Married <3 November 21, 2010

Hercules Beetle

An absolutely ALL POWERFUL beetle that has crab like pincers has a head.

It's said that Hercules Beetle the Inkt Bug came down from heaven to bless this
race of beetle with coolness beyond comprehension.

Dude the hercules beetles are fighting holy shit dude.

by Hercules Beetle#9123 February 23, 2021

Hercunt

A slang word used when referring to, or replacing the name of the divorce lawyer of an ex wife.

Because Hercunt filed more paperwork against me, some judge says I have to see my ex wife again in divorce court,

by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 September 11, 2021