Herbaphile

noun

An individual with a paraphilia where they are sexually aroused by touching grass.

Jane was such a herbaphile, always out there rubbing herself against the lawn.

by Ricky Linderman January 28, 2023

Hedophile

a person who is a pedophile, and is convicted but gets away with it.

A Teacher touches students, is taken to court but is acquitted and then returns to work. Students in class say 'watch out for the hedophile' to warn others.

by non-rock solid November 19, 2006

Hebophile

Someone who likes to snatch up little kids and go 50 Shades Of Grey them in his/her creepy van.

Look at that person doesn't he look like a hebophile

by Goat2530 November 26, 2017

Hebephile

One who is attracted to those typically between the ages of 11 and 14. Separate in some ways from a pedophile.

I thought that guy was a hebephile because of both his mustache and the oblivious magazine he held up TO his mustache.

by Smith dux Wurd January 30, 2018

herbaphilia

To jerk off into a potted plant

If you don't watch me express my herbaphilia I get you fired!

by DukeBuck October 10, 2017

herophine

Heroin morphine addiction. Or combination of both drugs.

Marc has a herophine addiction. He stole the family television.

by Burque1621 June 17, 2018

hebephile

Jew-lover

Being a Jewess myself (this is atually true of me, prplgrl,) it's great to run into a hebephile rather than a skinhead.

by Pprplgrl January 3, 2019