3 definitions by Goat2530

Hebophile

Someone who likes to snatch up little kids and go 50 Shades Of Grey them in his/her creepy van.

Look at that person doesn't he look like a hebophile

by Goat2530 November 27, 2017

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2019

Day Late

Being super slow and not quite getting it.

Dude, He's being day late. I don't think he knows what he's doing or saying. He's being worse than a blonde.

by Goat2530 December 31, 2019