Rolled Charleston Herald

A turd wrapped in toilet paper.

I was at my friends house the other day and their toilet wouldn’t flush, so I had to perform a Rolled Charleston Herald.

by Daeders June 15, 2019

Norwegian King Herald V

An eccentric Norwegian King who has control over name's, that is to say he change the names of people,places, hair care products, the titles of sequels to disney classics and Hanna Montana songs. His powers comes from a rather flamboyant scepter has been known to release deffening noises upon it's use which is why King Herald allows for a brief pause inbetween each usage in order for the ringing sound in his ears to subside. recently scintists were allowed to observe this scepter and found it's suppernatural power is apperant nullified the north korean province of P'Yonganamdo Kim Jong Il released a statement saying that his scientist's had figured out a way to protect themselves from the name changing powers of Norway using nuclear technology. Scientists reported that the cases of radiation realated death in the province had increased by 85%.

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Norwegian King Herald V notable acts: appointment on Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi as the keeper of the shrew's
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

Herald Dump

The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.

I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.

by Flipside786 April 6, 2024

heraldize

a word a certain group of people in a certain location use to expalin the act of cutting down large amounts of vegitation for ones own pleaisure

Our neighbor is going to heraldize his yard.

by jordan2164 August 6, 2008

herald angels

Guys named Herald that dress up like angels and perform at the fucking deuche bag Kodiak.

Herald angels: Welcome to heaven beeotch! Where you get dem shoes? Ooooh girl. Check out y wings and halo. Got that whole thing for 20 bucks. Beat that new angel bitch!

by faghag23 November 28, 2009

And a bad herald

Dumb AND that.

Hym "AND a bad herald. You had 1 job. To stop me by saving me. YOU did not do that. You, instead, just got shlonged by the first fat cock you interacted with... But that part was to be expected. But the 'not heralding' part? THAT is unforgivable Brett. You not wanting to be a part of it doesn't not change the fact that it's happening and your silence on the matter is a death sentence for both me and probably childrens. All the childrens, Brett. So I need you to stop doing a bad job and, instead, do a good job... Immediately. I am in a great deal of pain. Look... I know I didn't give you a magic surfboard... But I honestly didn't think you would need one to be more than completely useless. Which, up until now, you have been. I'd give it a C-."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.

"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."

by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019