Herbal Essences

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.

John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"

by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

herbal essences experience

Getting freaky in the shower

I can't wait till I get to her house for that Herbal Essences Experience.

by Steph I know you didn't just look this up June 11, 2006

herbage mcnerbage

Another term for really strong marijuana.

Dude#1 its a 3 day weekend so we should stock up on weed. Not just any weed, ima go get some Herbage McNerbage.

Dude#2 whoa, gonna be a long, fun weekend. I'll get some doritos

by Ted Brogen July 1, 2007

Herbally Enhanced

An inside term for pot-smokers. A creative way to say high or baked.

Q: Are you high?
A: I prefer the term "herbally enhanced."
Q:Why?
A: Food tastes better. Music sounds better. Colors are more vivid. My body feels better. Life is good!

by Herb McKerb November 3, 2009

herban legend

Weed. simple as that. particularly used to mean the top grade marijuana.

person1: Hey you got any herban legend?

person2: Yeah man, it's the shit.

by thavis June 13, 2013

herbalism

The practice of growing, gathering & using herbs to aid human needs medicinally.

I have had the virus psoriasis since i was 20 (now 24) years old and have tried every type of cream and ointment and i haven't seen any improvement so i decided try herbalism.

by Red Dog September 5, 2005

heramb

An erudite, respected and calm person.

Micheal joined us from Harward. He is a heramb within himself.

by Ankurdasgupta December 7, 2006