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HEMSWORTHsexual

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Chris Hemsworth and/or Liam Hemsworth.
You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Hemsworth brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Hemsworthsexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Hemsworth are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend, honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Hemsworthsexual.
by izzymiattizzi July 18, 2013
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hemsworthyae

hemsworthyae is a kind and talented editor who loves thor and timothee chalamet more than you do. suck it up <3
hemsworthyae? oh you mean the person who is married to timothee? yeah I know them theyre swag
by splattynattyisswaggy November 24, 2021
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headworthy

Adjective: A word used to describe the action of an individual that would merit a girl performing oral sex on him.
Person A: Dude did you just hit that kid in the head with a full beer from 120 yards?
Person B: Yup.
Person A: Nice, thats headworthy.

Spectator A: Damn Tony Romo's playing like a little bitch.
Jessica Simpson: If he actually gets this touchdown I'd say its headworthy, but if he throws another interception he can suck his own balls.
by dilloe April 20, 2008
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Hemsworth

The amount and/or value of something that largely exceeds initial monetary and/or social measurements. Exceeding the normal worth is a Hemsworth.
i.e. -- "Holy shit dude, I thought I had a fuckton of gold, turns out I had a Hemsworth"

"My Instagram post didn't merely get a LOT of likes, it got a Hemsworth"

"Babe, what do you think I'm worth?"
"What do you mean?"
"Like, am I a tons-worth?"
"Oh babe, you're so much better. You're a Hemsworth"
"Wow babe, that means a lot."
by maxxdenton May 5, 2019
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Liam Hemsworth

The actor who should've played Gale Hawthorne in the movie adaptation if The Hunger Games.
Liam Hemsworth is better than and more hot than Josh Hutcherson. The casting director for The Hunger Games was obviously an idiot.
by lolzzzzbish February 25, 2013
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HEMSWORTH

When Luke makes a hype play, everyone will shout 'HEMSWORTH'
Luke dunk it HEMSWORTH, what a poster
by Ks2302 February 3, 2021
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Hemsworth

The original Hemsworth was a radio and TV host who habitually bulllied, lied, threatned and obviscated in order to promote his own carrer and hide the truth of his previous actions.

Now a "Hemsworth" is an indervidual or group or inderviduals who habitually lie, decieve, manipulate and bully others in order to hide their own failings.
Commonly used to denote a knee jerk reaction to a differance of opinion, the hemsworth will attempt to threaten or forcefully persuade a retraction from his detractors. This can take the form of threats, verbal abuse, fake leagal letters, physical threats and in the worst cases actual assault.
Stay clear of him, he's a real Hemsworth.
Thats about as likely as a hemsworth telling the truth.
Stop acting like a hemsworth, people can see through your feeeble atempt to hide your guilt.
All I said was that I didn't agree with him, then he fucking Hemsworthed me!
by David Ryde November 4, 2009
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