hempeleptic

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

humpy town

Dis against Tappahannock, Va. The people here are mostly humps, as in "dumb as a hump in the road", so everybody calls it humpy town. However, the more successful Chris gets, the bigger the heads of the humps become.

Hump1: Chris Brown in dat movie Stomp da Yard.
Hump2: Yup.
Hump1: He dead.
Hump2: He dead?
Hump1: In da movie, yo.
Hump2: Chris be crunkin', Humpy Town representin'.
Hump1: Hollywood keepin' da Hump man down, gotsta have him die, yo.
Hump2: True dat.

by Winkie Wadsworth February 6, 2007

humpy town

A derogatory name for Tappahanock, Virginia. Tappahannock is known for its wannabe street-thug but still too small town populace. There's a lot of inbreeding going on.

The skanks were out in force at Humpy Town Walmart.

by Dirk Dingle October 7, 2006

Hemp

Derivative of the plant Cannabis containing a very small amount of Delta-9 THC (the active incredient of Marijuana). It can be used for many things, including being woven into jewelry, sails, paper, clothing, rope, and more. A potential substitute for fossil fuels that is renewable. Is grown quickly and takes few chemicals to grow or turn into paper, so it is a far better source for paper than trees. Also, the seeds contain more protein than any other natural non-meat food. Basically, an all purpose plant that is illegal because the US government is racist.

The first law about the plant Cannabis was a law in Virginia proclaiming that all households had to grow at least one plant to be used for boats, etc.

by Re-elect Bush ..... End the World! (seriously... do it) August 25, 2004

hempburger

A hybrid gourmet burger considered far superior to the plain old hamburger.

Lets have a barbecue and serve the mighty hempburger instead!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

General Hemp

The General of Hemp. Aidan John Haley unknown General until now. The General grew hemp and sold it in 1911. Lived in Connecticut and had a good run.

General Hemp has the longest hemp farm.

by General Hemp June 2, 2020

Rofl Humpy Time

When Roflcopter is getting it on. Especially on a large humpy bridge.

It was definately Rofl humpy time last night, she was humping that dude like he was a centaur covered in stickies

by BanterPeach November 12, 2010