Hellsinky

Place worse than hell but more boring than a chess competion.

Man this is Hellsinky man. Let get out of here man.

by ZXC75 December 24, 2009

Hellsing the Ultimate Abridged (TFS)

The following is a fan based parody (plus over 9,000 times better than the manga and both Anime series). Support the official release OR DIE YOU CRAZY PROTESTANT BASTARD!

God, please NO! I watched the entire Hellsing the Ultimate Abridged (TFS) series over 9,000 times and now my brain has rotted AND I HAVE CANCEEEER! 😭😭😭🧛🏻 ♀️💔Oh loveely loliwolly wwhyyyyy! Why can't it have just been true!! Why did you have to turn out to be a dude!

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

Hellsing

A very awesome manga/anime. The Manga Totally Pwns the Anime's ass, having a much more in-depth plot, more characters, more blood, more of the original story (Church Vs. Nazis), more everything than the anime could ever hold. In short, read the manga, don't watch the anime.

Example 1:
Guy 1- Dude, have you watched Hellsing?!
Guy 2- No, I've read the manga. Isn't the whole Nazi thing cool?
Guy 1- What nazi thing?

Example 2:
Hellsing, Katie.

by Gehenzz October 9, 2006

Helsinki Highdive

Upon having intercourse, a woman lays on the floor while a man jumps off of the bed, attempting to land his erect penis inside of her.

After trying the Helsinki Highdive, I manage to spend four days in the hospital.

by The least from the east July 8, 2011

Helsinki Suicide

A helsinki suicide is when someone falls asleep outdoors drunken and freezes to death. This usually happens in northern countries during winter. It is a sad but very comfortable way the leave the world of the living.

"Where is Jukka?" "Didn't you hear? He committed a helsinki suicide!"

by SirJoe March 29, 2010

Swedish Helsinki

A Swedish Helsinki is when you take a Helsinki on the floor neighbouring the toilet.

Ted: "Holy shit, did you take a massive dump on the bathroom floor just now?"
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."

by The Bilge September 28, 2011

HellSing

Hellsing: A Japanese anime series (13 episodes) about a Brisish organization created to destroy the undead. The main character appears to be a incarnet of Dracula bonded to the head of an organization sworn to kill vampires. Alucard (Dracula reincarnet) is only allowed to use a limited amount of his power (due to his bondage/imprisonment) in his battles unless authorized. This is a graphic but entertaining story. Ive only watched it in Japanese, I hope it is not butchered in English.

I wish they would make a movie of Hellsing

by Dr Funk October 27, 2003