Humdinger

A woman with the capibility to throw her left breast over her right shoulder and squirt buttermilk into her anus.

Speaker 1: I hooked up with a humdinger last night.
Speaker 2: I know, you've told me eleven times.

by zoidberg1997 August 22, 2011

hettinger

To be incapable of producing consistent results.

I got stoned and now the data is hettinger' ed.

by FlanaganBill July 14, 2006

ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)

Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!

by neochronomo March 19, 2011

Hoodinger

Innocent, country girl way of saying penis.

Brandon, your hoodinger is huge

by Irene July 26, 2004

Humdinger

The act of humming and rolling your tongue to stimulate the clitorous and/or genitals.

Example 1

Boy: Give me a humdinger bitch!
Girl: *giggles*Blushes*

Example 2

Boy:Hey hoodrat, humding my balls!
Hoodrat: Go fuck yourself!

Example 3

Girl:Humding my pussy!
Boy: Drop your panties ;)

Example 4

Hoodrat: Humding your homies balls you pole smoking panzy.
Boy: Suck a dick.

by IcePrincess&&ColdBloodedCobra February 26, 2010

humdinger

When a person sucks a mans penis while humming at the same time.

Stacy, the humdinging prostitute, hummed "Whistle While You Work" while giving Daniel oral sex.

by Lillydalady January 21, 2003

Hechinger

A former Hardware chain along the East Coast of the United States, the term now means someone who is a massive tool.

A: That dude is such a tool.
B: Nah, he's a Hechingers!

by PatBurrell_Is_God February 13, 2009