Hernando County

A county in Florida north of Tampa. There's nothing to do there accept go to Wal-Mart or walk around parking lots just to get yelled at by cops. The people there aren't that great, and they spend their time on facebook and myspace making anonymous accounts like "Spring Hill's Finest" or "Spring Hill Shit Talkers". Everyone there loves drama, even when they say they don't. You have to go to Tampa to do anything even remotely enjoyable. It's filled with old people, wiggers, rednecks, and occasionally a cool person. For a county off the coast, their only beach sucks. Their excuse for a "mall" is some Town Center thing with a bunch of random junk. Most males there are players, and most females are fake. Everyone uses words like "bro" and tries to talk with a ghetto accent. It's the place no child should ever be forced to move to.

Kid #1: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...

by isntTHATlovely December 2, 2010

Oscar Hernandez

A GOD TO ALL MORTALS the smartest thing on the planet ; charming with impeccable good looks. MAD BEAST AT LIFE

I PRAY TO Oscar Hernandez

by pedophilo August 23, 2011

The Electric Hernandez

When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.

OR

In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.

Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?

Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!

Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...

by lipsmanless September 22, 2012

ricardo hernandez

The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.

Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.

by YungSack December 30, 2013

Hernandez

1.Commonly used to describe someone or something very large.
2.Someone who eats a lot all the time.

1.Dude youre cat is huge! Hes such a Hernandez!
2.Man last night I pigged out like no ones business! I did such a Hernandez!

by C.L. January 16, 2007

Hernandezed

On June 26, 2013, Aaron Hernandez, Tight End for the New England Patriots, was taken from his home in handcuffs and into police custody. The Patriots released Hernandez later that day. Currently, Hernandez is a suspect in a police investigation surrounding the murder of an associate, Odin Lloyd.

Hernandezed (verb) 1. to proverbially kill or slaughter (usually a joke or story)

Note: can have positive or negative connotation.

Taylor: "Enough jokes about Aaron Hernandez and Ray Lewis - I'm laughing to DEATH".
Greg: "Wow, you really 'Hernandezed' that one."

by pancakmakr June 28, 2013

Hernand

The type of person to have a threesome with your girlfriend and your mother.

I get so much pussy that you can call me Hernand

by Chase eat big nutty March 18, 2019