eclectic

Adjective used by artsy, liberal journalist types to describe just about any album ever produced. A record is particularly "electic" if its tracks vary between criticizing the world's power structures, commiserating about yucky, yucky girls, or talking about all the randomness that makes live "ever so worth living." In other words, it's about giving credence to incoherence.

Artsty journalist: This new album is so eclectic.
Reader: You always say that.

by AdamX10 October 23, 2007

eclectic

Liking more than one type of music

"I like everything from Hilary Duff to Led Zepplin to Garth Brookes to Tupac"

by Heather January 27, 2005

eclectic

Often used incorrectly to mean shit.

"I have an eclectic taste in music"

by GoatyGoY February 26, 2009

eclectic ambivalence

The phenomenon to say one has "an eclectic taste in music"--meaning they like "all" music--when in actuality they like no music.

John: I like to think I have an eclectic taste in music.
Jane: But you can't name any albums that have come out in the last year?
John: Yeah, what's your point?
Jane: You like no music--you have eclectic ambivalence.

by Undeployed January 12, 2010

Eclectic The Excellent

He's the excellentest person ever (not really because i have a small dick)

Raul: Do you know Eclectic he's the best!!!
Ayu: Shut up kid ye gonna facken sack ye tongue afta i beat tha shet out of ya, yer focken possy

Eclectic The Excellent is also a short kid lol can you imagine

by LolOLOlaoallLa August 12, 2021

Eclecticer

One who is a baby-step up from frat and sorority bros and hos. Indie-chicks who snort hardwood cocaine (literally "cocaine off the floor,") Sets an apathetic example for impressionable nascent hipsters desiring the warm wombic envelopment of cigarrette smoke and sweaty mosh-pits.

"Did you see those Walkmen groupies? They were such Eclecticers...."

by berenice November 5, 2004

ECLECTIC BELIEf

THE BELIEF THAT EVERYTHING IS COOl

I LIKE COUNTRY AND RAp

by COOL January 2, 2005